'Three-wheels a bad combination' - nice pun Brian.
Sidecar mates tell me I'm a girl's blouse, but I have never got in with them either. I'm completely incompetent with them, and inspected ditches and verges various on the few occasions I tried to learn the art.
To keep vaguely on the BSA topic though, one rat-bike I had with a chair was a real weird one - Plunger A10 with, yes really, a 998cc Morris Minor engine transversely mounted, driving a BSA box through a triplex chain. Electric start, with electric fuel pump, 7 gallon tank and big car battery plus remote radiator ( all in the chair). Built by a resourceful plumber in Portsmouth in the early 70s/late 60s, who was probably only too pleased to find some fool to give him 30 quid for it. Only went to the pub on it a couple of times. No-one was quite sure about the - er - number plate details but soon got rid of with a lot of other stuff I wished I had kept when my old dad demanded his garage back. And the chair - or chassis - was a Swallow. Ouch.