I have been a member of the RAC since the late 1990s. However the last two times I have had cause to use them I have run into the same problem. On Wednesday evening I was out for a run around the Lakes and I noticed that my battery wasn't charging. As I have a Pazon electronic ignition this meant that after a few miles my bike ground to a halt. "Never mind" I thought, "this is what I pay my £13 a month for". I duly phoned the number, only to be told, "I am very sorry sir, but your vehicle does not appear to have a current MOT. Therefore we cannot come and collect you." Needless to say, I very quickly pointed out that as my bike was built in 1960, it was exempt from both MOT and Road Tax. Unfortunately, this did not cut the mustard with the jobsworth on the other end of the phone. He told me that he understood my problem, but as my bike was registered as not having an MOT, he could not proceed with entering the job onto his computer. At this point I asked him whether he controlled the computer, or whether the computer controlled him? To my amazement he actually admitted that the computer was in control! I asked to speak to his superior, and was told that this was not possible.
Luckily, by this time, a lovely human being had stopped to see if I was ok. He introduced himself as Andy and offered to give me a lift home to collect my van and bike trailer - even though it was 40 miles out of his way. Thanks Andy, the world needs more like you!
Needless to say, I have now cancelled my RAC membership.
So, the lesson here is to check your breakdown cover BEFORE you need it, and make sure that they know that they are dealing with a classic vehicle.