Can you remember the days when we were really unpopular? Everybody was scowling and looking down their noses at 'bikers'. We were portrayed as unlawful, disreputable, antisocial yobs.... and maybe some of us were, but so were a lot of non-bikers. Marlon Brando had a lot to answer for! Suddenly we're incredibly popular, every landlord wants to welcome us with open arms. They even have signs up saying 'Bikers Welcome' - well, why wouldn't we be? Maybe there are still those who think the default position is 'Bikers not Welcome'! I've heard of racism, sexism and various other forms of 'isms' but 'form of transportism', really?! The landlords are even putting on 'Bike Nights'! One local pub started doing this a few years ago and they gave free, top quality hot dogs (yes, bratwurst in a brioche bun) to anybody who turned up on a bike - good effort I say. At least we were getting rewarded for massaging their overpriced Europop sales and, to be fair, there was a good atmosphere in the car park. It now seems that every pub we visit is having a Bike Night. Our bi-monthly meeting place has just announced they're having a 'Bike Night' every Wednesday. "Great" I said, "What happens on a Bike Night?", "You turn up on your bikes", he said. "Yeh, well, we do that anyway, don't we? Why don't you have a Bike Night every night?". I could tell I was starting to pi55 him off. "Are you giving free hot dogs, like they do at other places?". "We don't have a food licence", he said. "What about trophies for shiny bikes?", I asked. "That could be quite expensive", he said. "So is spending money on petrol and drinking your beer", I said. The landlord was starting to get my point. Should we be so grateful that we are now being made welcome in pubs that we dutifully turn up on a Wednesday and display our bikes as a sign of gratitude? Call me cynical?! I know some people enjoy my rants.....