Makes my life seem really boring.
No such thing as a boreing life to those who have not lived it .
And much like magic, once you have seen all the tricks of the trade, the allusions no longer have the desired effect .
I do like women but only in the flesh
Dye on piece of glossy paper is just that dye on paper , The rest is all in your mind .
And dots of colour on a page become nothing more than dots on the page once you can see through what they are trying to do with them & how they were created .
Once you have sat in a change room and watched a stylist stick body tape all over a womans mammalian protrubences to get the points of interest pointing in the desired direction then watched them spary the points of interest with liquid freeze through some gauze to make them very cold & very pointy then all of a sudden they loose their interest & effect .
I am rather like Doug Mulray, a top earning TV & radio presenter till he sent up the Australian Penthous advertising .
Penthouse sales were plumiting and because of bans on tobacco advertising they were in financial difficulty
In order to boost sales they paid a fortune for a series of TV campains under the by line of "men who really like women will like the photos of "whichever sort of celeb was the fold out that month " in this months Penhouse.
They included some raunchy images which really should never have been allowed on TV in the first pace .
So Doug dropped the line "Men who really like women would prefer to see them with their legs closed on national TV"
That was his last TV show & from memory the network cut that show short.
The following day he announced that his 2 radio shows had also been cancelled
