Why is a mudguard that works considered ugly?
It's a genuine problem Big J, but the simple truth - to me anyway - is that a lot of them were. Plug ugly. And heavy. And a pain to fit & remove, get wheels out etc etc.
I live with them for being 'original' on bikes that 'matter', but when faced with a decision when they're replicas or they're just fubarred, (or not there) I go alloy or stainless blades and make the best of it - and give away any old bits to anyone who wants them.
It's the old Beauty and Beholder thing.
The same applied when I was a kid and wanted a push-bike with Weismann centre-pull brakes, a Campagnola derailleur set, etc . So a perfectly good Raleigh or whatever would end up as a let's pretend geegaw (- bit like, um, most café-racers then?).
'Theatre' over common sense, I
know .. . . but it's how daft some of us are. We really
should keep taking the tablets, we know that too!