Beyond parody, you couldn't make it up. Why oh why is it all so hard???? Don't blame you for the rant - sensible comments more like.
Here, glass, paper and tin cans & cartons go into big containers in the village. A two km trip each way every week or two, and no getting away from that, has to be done right. People do it right, too. Oh, and the big wossits get EMPTIED, so there is room always.
Other household stuff, including food waste, goes into a big brown wheely-bin for weekly collection in summer, fortnightly in winter when it's less smelly (I think. Herself knows about that stuff better than me.)
If it's legitimately burnable (ie garden waste), then bonfires are the OK normal out in the sticks fortunately. Otherwise, green wheely-bin.
Scrap man comes regularly for shed waste, dead batteries, swarf and so on. Private enterprise - they get to know who's likely to have stuff.
And then there's the big public tip for big stuff, but that's a trek and I hardly ever go there. Bit of a jobsworth in charge there, has to be said.
Net net of it is that there's hardly any illegal fly-tipping hereabouts, nor litter along the sides of the roads thankfully. Even the often-maligned travelling people bag up all their stuff (mostly) and place it in sensible spots where the refuse people can cart it away.
It can't cost THAT much to do it properly, as 'here' is far from a rich place, but the modest investment is so very worth it. We get a small bill every year, to contribute towards it, along with a basic property tax calculated on sq footage and amount of land, plus a 'habitation' tax if the house is occupied. All combined, less by far than the annual charges on an equivalent property in the UK. Some things are done better elsewhere (although plenty aren't of course!)