I recently bought an item from a vendor in America via Ebay. The item made it safely to the UK where surprise, surprise, it went missing. Courier says it was delivered and signed for. Of course we all know different kiddies don't we? Missing items, and lying about what the actual truth is, is something UK couriers excel at. Anyhow, I contacted Ebay, and to get my money back, I had to go to the police, report it stolen, and get myself a crime number. So I did all that, and duly got my refund. So apart from the fact that I never received my purchase it all ended happily, hurrah! Now for the bizzare bit. This morning I received in the post a letter telling me that as a victim of a crime I am entitled to counseling. So that's alright then, I feel so much better now. Proof positive if any was needed, that the lunatics are indeed running the asylum.