Motorcycle Cleaner

[Clive54bsa]

I was offered sex by a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of new motorcycle cleaner on a page like this. Of course, I declined because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax Motorcycle cleaner, the new super strong Moto cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla

[RichardL]

 

[morris]

Damn right you refused. Can't be careful enough these days. God knows what disease she carried...

[duTch]

Damn right you refused. Can't be careful enough these days. God knows what disease she carried...

 Guess we'll find out when he starts using those u-beaut products he's suddenly'not' promoting

[muskrat]

A paste made of Ajax and turps on a toothbrush gets rid of germs grime.
Cheers

[Beezageezauk]

Hey Clive,

Can you send her over to my place so that I can have the opportunity to decline?  Cheers.

Beezageezauk.

[bsa-bill]

Can you send her over to my place so that I can have the opportunity to decline?  Cheers.

Damn looks like I missed the boat again, so I'm stuck with Gunk and a smile from the lass in Halfords,

Gunk used to bear a very passing resemblance to sheep dip, which we farm lads used to use instead of, it being free so to speak, health n safety  and padlocks have a lot to answer for

[nimrod650]

I was offered sex by a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of new motorcycle cleaner on a page like this. Of course, I declined because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax Motorcycle cleaner, the new super strong Moto cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla

what flavour durex did you choose lemon or vanilla

[bsa-bill]

what flavour durex did you choose lemon or vanilla

I knew it - turning into another oil debate

[worntorn]

I had a very similar offer last week, the main differences being that the lady was older and I am married to her. The offer was in exchange for household cleaning services, something I have been quite poor at in the past.
I had a go at it ( the household cleaning) but apparently my standards did not meet the minimum requirement.

Glen

[bsa-bill]

I had a go at it ( the household cleaning)

The trick Glen is to believe your in the shed (but maybe don't leave the sweepings in a corner)

[muskrat]

I had a go at it ( the household cleaning)

The trick Glen is to believe your in the shed (but maybe don't leave the sweepings in a corner)

You got no hope if your shed is like mine. The only time it's cleaned is looking for a circlip.
The wife is a cleaner and it's our wedding anniversary
Cheers

[Butch (cb)]

Talking of missing circlips – and trying to clean this thread up …

In a recent posting on a Moto Guzzi tech forum which I frequent, a contributor had found a circlip in the sump of his (fairly modern/recent) bike when making a routine oil change. General opinion was that it was of a type used to retain the gudgeon (wrist) pin. How could one of these have escaped and made its way to the sump without leaving a fairly substantial trail of destruction on route? Subsequent pulling down of both sides revealed all clips still in place – so all good, apart from the agro and costs in gaskets and seals. Theory now is that maybe Luigi dropped one in whilst it was on the line. Doh.

[RichardL]

You got no hope if your shed is like mine. The only time it's cleaned is looking for a circlip.

EXACTLY!

[nimrod650]

I had a very similar offer last week, the main differences being that the lady was older and I am married to her. The offer was in exchange for household cleaning services, something I have been quite poor at in the past.
I had a go at it ( the household cleaning) but apparently my standards did not meet the minimum requirement.

Glen

the wife said to me you remind me of the sea i said what wild ruthless and untamed she said no you make me sick