Christ Sluggo don't call him an englishman he'll belt you ,He'll tell you, when you wake up, thats he's a YORKSHIRE man ,I try and avoid the place ,there be dragons over there
Creamed peas ??? perhaps you mean mushy peas, some sort of evil potion they make over there and force visiting Lancastrians to eat . Some good beer though, Sam Smiths ,that'll do nicely .