Bob,
I've been to Florida and I know they have the internet there. Your comment sent me to the top of the page to check what topic group we were under. There may be some sense in keeping jokes to "Chat and Diverse" but it's not a hard rule and I wouldn't be the first to try and get some laughs off-topic. I really just expected the hen's teeeth line to get some muted chuckles without much more attention. Then, Muskrat had to go and get me started.
Obviously, bored right now, waiting in a testing center lobby to take a trade certification test.
Richard L.