Number of occurences of words in posts :O)

[Caretaker]

While managing the site had some fun with word-digging in the database (results from posts):

Wheel: 8911 matches
Tire,Tyre: 3583 matches
Magneto: 4678 matches
Points: 3064 matches
Ignition: 3140 matches
Spark: 3459 matches
Brake: 6698 matches
Dynamo: 4597 matches
Regulator: 1704 matches
Wire: 3156 matches
Cable: 3625 matches
Carb: 7486 matches
Jet: 2246 matches
Tank: 8842 matches
Seat: 3452 matches

And this     
Hopeless: 44 matches
Baffled: 212 matches
Mystery: 561 matches
Pain: 4506 matches
Problem: 14701 matches

[berger]

i resemble the last four but i can handle it 

[morris]

While managing the site had some fun with word-digging in the database (results from posts):

Wheel: 8911 matches
Tire,Tyre: 3583 matches
Magneto: 4678 matches
Points: 3064 matches
Ignition: 3140 matches
Spark: 3459 matches
Brake: 6698 matches
Dynamo: 4597 matches
Regulator: 1704 matches
Wire: 3156 matches
Cable: 3625 matches
Carb: 7486 matches
Jet: 2246 matches
Tank: 8842 matches
Seat: 3452 matches

Which sums up anything that can and will go wrong one day 
Frightens me though to see wheels, tires and brakes end up that high on the list 

[Joolstacho]

Don't be mislead, it's not in order... look at the actual numbers.

[mikeb]

no references to oil?? or sludge trap

[BagONails]

or F**ked?!

[muskrat]

or F**ked?!

Or the old Bugga/Buggered I use a lot. Wonder about Phu(ked?
Cheers

[Worty]

Or, 'Worty' related to engine problems, disasters, questions, problems, and everything else.