Good grief. Front tyre is as big as - if not bigger than - the rear. There doesn't appear to be any control for the left foot (brake / gear). Is it single speed? The front forks look like James ML until you reach the top, then heaven knows what goes on there. Doesn't appear to be a headstock or, if there is one, it's far too short. The front downtubes have a vibration-inducing curve. The seat appears to be extended forward, presumably to catch the tank when it slides back.... Is that a two-port J.A.P engine? The silencer looks like someone's vacuum flask and the centre-stand was clearly made in Cuba from a left-over truck rear bumper. There's pillion footrests but what does the passenger sit on - that dexion shelf at the back? All quite peculiar and no, I don't want one.