how the feck you managed all that wortluck, have you used a buttery finger and thumb to tighten things ;)mind you I can talk, did some wireing bits in headlamp and some pillock started wanting me to do something so I forgot to tighten the clip up on the rim- yes my fault-
. bluddy thing came flying off at 50mph . I thought it had bounced and jumped a thorn hedge so i spent 40mins dodging traffic on a main road with only the grass verge and hedge. walked back to bike and said to girlfriend, sod this its gone. rolled a fag on the bike seat and as I lit it there was the headlamp rim complete with reflector sat looking up at me from the undergrowth. small amount of damage from it crossing the road like barns wallace's bouncing bomb *woo*one retaining clip for the lens missing but not out of shape and fitted back on when I got home
. how about this one- neighbour called me in to their kitchen to listen to an electric short hitting a KITCHEN FITTERS misplaced screw{ didn't trip any fuses, very old fuse box no RCDs} must have put my van keys down- needed van 3 days later- no keys, I started to take things apart
to try and remedy this problem and while having another fag stood at their skip talking about their kitchen problems what was staring at me from some packaging they had cleared out of the kitchen?---- VAN keys.... two days later they must have slipped out of my hand whilst I was carrying a bunch of garage keys and the girlfriend found them in the strawberry patch when she was chasing the cat about
who's a lucky boy then
wortluck tighten ya nuts------- its a good job mine are in a bag or I would lose those as well
EDIT an old kwakerknacker key hung up in the shed got me into the van but wouldn't work anything else----- don't throw things away-- I nearly binned the hung up bunch of keys 6 months ago